Well, in case you were wondering, I have gotten approximately fuck all done on the list below. Except the veggies. I have increased my vegetable intake significantly since posting this.
But! I am having a great summer, anyway, and that’s what the goal of this list is. I’ve gone out with friends to various things and played silly games and sat on my stoop drinking a lot of snooty beer. And some Shiner because, hey, a girl’s gotta have some Shiner sometimes.
Furthermore, you guys had to know that I was just going to do it all in the last two weeks of August and then the first part of September. September’s still summer-ish. It counts.