“Hey, do you want some more coffee? Also, would you be Son of Jame or Son of James? I mean, there’s an extra s missing there.”
“…”
“What?”
“It’s probably a contraction and I can’t believe you tricked me into this conversation with the promise of coffee.”
“I’ll make the coffee, I just wanted to know. It’s not right. It should have two s’s.”
“I’m sure it was there at some point.”
“Oh. … I’ll go make the coffee.”
e-m-j. 